Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Feeling Confused? Just Ask Mao!


Unsure of what the next move is? What your next step should be? Unsure of your place in the cosmos? Can't decide what's for dinner?

Well, your ship has come in...your Chinese Communist ship, that is.

So, why don't you take a "Great Leap Forward" into a new "Cultural Revolution," and ask Chairman Mao himself with the Chairman Mao Saying Generator!

Simply key in your question and the Chairman's wisdom will flow forth like the mighty waters of the Yangtse.

You never know what part of the "Little Red Book" could have the answers, so hit old Mao with your best shot.

I also love, by the way, that the website says that it "takes the stress out of Socialism." My response is you cannot be stressed when you are dead.

Give it a try! The impending victory of Mao Tse-tung Thought is upon us!

4 comments:

Lost A Sock said...

That's the craziest thing ever. I asked him "Who's Your Daddy?" and he replied something or other about how his army will always be a fighting force. Way to dodge the question, Mao.

erika said...

I love this. I think his wisdom will give me the daily guidance to live my life to the fullest. Until I am disposed of.
Will, I love that you found my little knitting blog on blogger! I started posting again. Right now it is all fluff - knitting and fun.
By the way, did you see the cover of Der Spiegel this week? It goes nicely with your post...
http://www.spiegel.de/spiegel/
Take care and keep in touch!

Matt Jenks said...

Apparently...my gas buildup is going to cause the peasants to revolt.

I knew my farts stunk...but I didn't know they were...revolting...

Aaron Cynic said...

I asked Mao how I can get out of debt. After alot of talk about how to settle an antagonistic population, he decided that "The reason is that the system of exploitation of man by man has been abolished and the interests of the people are the same." Thanks for pointing me to the guy with all the answers!