Tuesday, July 03, 2007

I Think It Was The Fourth Of July...

...fat guys swimmin', really loaded, eatin' pork products. (with my half-hearted apologies to Chicago).

Well, I wanted to do something profound for the Fourth of July, but I spent my profundity for today on the contemporary politics of the country we told to go and fornicate themselves 'lo those many years ago. Please read that post below.

Otherwise, here's what I'm up to for Independence Day.

Don't like it? Guess what? You are aiding the terrorists...would they want us to drink beer, eat pork and show off our hairy backs? I think not.

Either you are with us or you are with the terrorists; which is it gonna be, asshole (or friend, depending on how you answer)?

P.S. I think I was right about the Chavez-Ahmadinejad connection...they look like kids at camp here.


Lost A Sock said...

Happy 4th of July! May all your Blatz's be bright. And cold, too.


Matt Jenks said...

Fuck every last one of them, I say, as I down a cold beer and a hot brat. God bless this fine nation of ours, and all the porky, fermented goodness it provides.