Well, there may be one of you. O.K., one of you may have thought of it briefly.
I don't really have time to go into anything more deeply (that time is spent above complaining about the weather), so we will make these quick and bullet-pointed - cable news, eat your heart out.
- Fidel Castro Out - Well, finally. "Democratic transition?" Not so fast, Mr. Bush.
- Wisconsin Primary - If Hillary loses, she is done. Forget Ohio and Texas.
- Election in Pakistan - Musharraf is in deep shit...which means so are we.
- Independence for Kosovo - The Serbs need to just give it up. They won't. Ever.
- Supreme Court Rejects Katrina Damage Lawsuits - Too bad. Should have read it carefully.
If you would like me to elaborate, I will.
I get the feeling you don't, though. Am I right there?