Don't Torch That Flag, Hand Me The Lighter

Now that the House has passed anti-flag burning legislation and an amenable Senate and President are at the ready to pass it, we need action on the part of all patriotic Americans!

To that end, those brilliant four or five madmen of the Firesign Theater have provided a solution for our time.

Go and play the "Don't Torch That Flag, Hand Me The Lighter" game and show your true colors!

And remember, how can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?