Friday, July 21, 2006

Music Is The Best

As I said before, this is not a real post, as such. I just wanted to post something silly for the weekend. I present here band names that I made up, on and off, over the past week (and then some classics with credit given where it's due).

SOME OF THEM ARE A BIT NASTY, SO IF THIS BOTHERS YOU, READ NO FURTHER. PERHAPS THIS SITE ABOUT THE HISTORY OF NAILS WILL BE MORE TO YOUR LIKING.
  • Hammer of the North
  • Forlorn Driftwood
  • Tip In (Pervcore)
  • Meathenge
  • Screwin' Pants (with help from Otto von Bozzi)
  • Windswept Promontory
  • Blowjob Panacea
  • Neoprene Jesus
  • Vanilla Hitler
  • Majestic Bilge Pump of Love
  • Reverie en Charcuterie
  • Osama bin Rockin'
  • Windy Canyon
  • Voerwaard!
  • Gratuitous Umlaut (with help from Andrew Erickson)

Now, for the classics. With a tip of the hat and a strum of the pick to my brother Pat and Tom Swan, my spiritual advisor.

  • Washcloth
  • Turdburglar
  • Nature's Starch
  • Lucifer's Luau
  • HellTiki
  • CarbHut
  • Satan's Bedstains
  • Belleek Breeze
  • Meat Spew
  • The Haggard Old Gaelickers

Did you have any respect left for me. Well, that should have taken care of that.

Anyway, whadd'ya think?

4 comments:

Matt Jenks said...

I really like the following:

Meathenge
Neoprene Jesus
Osama bin Rockin'
HellTiki
The Haggard Old Gaelickers

Also, for some reason, I love the simplicity of Washcloth.

If I ever started a band, I think I would call it "Terminal Acetylene".

Out.

Lost A Sock said...

Osama bin Rockin is a good one, and I like The Haggard Old Gaelickers. Pretty funny. The other one that made me laugh, though maybe I should not say this aloud, was Turdburglar. Eck.

I don't know that I could come up with a good name for a band...naming my blog was hard enough. Heck, I wasn't even the one that named my kids!

:0P

Frema said...

There's something about Satan's Bedstains that makes me all warm and tingly inside. :)

Aaron Cynic said...

One of my favorites has to be Blowjob Panacea and of course, Osama Bin Rockin.

We were thinking up band names the other day - specifically ska band names. Included were Oskama and the Bin Ladens and Skadamn Hussein.

Tasty!