Saturday, April 08, 2006

On Wisconsin! On Ice!


I'd like to take this opportunity to wish the UW-Madison Men's Hockey Team the best in the playoff match against Boston College.

We all know that Bucky will bitch-slap the goofy accents right out of those New Englanders.

And, even if we lose, we can still drink you under the table, grind the table into sawdust, mix into an old-fashioned and drink it (all with the sawmill in the backyard).

It is a long bus ride back to Boston, especially with the sting of loss in one's nostrils and nursing the bottle welts that you will doubtless recieve in Milwaukee tonight.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

3 comments:

Lost A Sock said...

Very funny. Go Badgers!

Matt Jenks said...

Here's to hoping those pissy little cocksmokers from BC won't trash your campus in a fit of rage over once again failing to win a game or out of sheer jealousy that you're all smarter, smell better and are better looking than they are.

Matt Jenks said...

What's that I hear? It's the BC fan community whining that the Frozen Four was played in Milwaukee, giving Wisconsin the advantage of a home game.

BC fans are so fucking lame.