Fat People of the World, Arise and Shine!

...and this is what we will be eating!

Burger King teased us with the Double Crossanwich...this thing pimp slaps that and sends it home to mother.

Check it out at the BK website.

For once, someone is speaking to my needs in ready-made breakfast foods.

Now, do 'em one better McD! Fight for my love and my $3.79.